Aging seems to be the only
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. Kitty O’Neill Collins
Middle age is when your age starts
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Bob Hope
Age is how we determine
Age is how we determine how valuable you are. Jane Elliot
The aging process has you firmly
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. Doug Larson
In youth the days are short and the years are long
In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day’s long. Pope Paul VI
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm.
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you’re aboard, there’s nothing you can do. Golda Meir
As you age naturally
As you age naturally, your family shows more and more on your face. If you deny that, you deny your heritage. Frances Conroy
My notion of a wife
My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s. Warren Beatty
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. Sam Ewing
I’m not interested in age.
I’m not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You’re as old as you feel. Henri Frederic Amiel